Jartz are the coolest

Jartz…. All I wanted for Christmas

Does anyone remember Jartz….. No not the hot local tv news anchor….
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No what I am talking about is the greatest toy ever created. Large objects with fins and heavy lead tips that may or may not easily puncture one’s head if thrown with great enough velocity or height….THESE WERE JARTZ! and they were the bee’s knees!

Then some goodie goodies had to go and ruin the fun for everyone!

What in the HELL? We used to take these beautiful creations of genius and throw them into the air as high as we could and then marvel at how far into the ground the jart would bury into the ground. Never did we fear or even realize that by throwing these things directly into the air that it may come down and bury itself into one of our skulls, torsos or other body part.

We didn’t care! I still do not care. I WANT MY JARTZ BACK! That is all that I want for Christmas is a complete set of Jartz so that I may relive a small portion of my youth. I will again throw them as high as i can into the air. Seeing that I am an adult now I will be able to throw them much higher and they will bury themselves much further into the ground or various body part. I will invite all of the neighborhood children over to experience the thrill of playing with Jartz. Quick your daughters will love the thrill of throwing deadly toys at each other or into the air leading to everyone scrambling for cover. I think that I will have to scour Ebay or maybe even construct my own set. All I need is some spare lead and plastic. Ho w hard could it be? Merry Christmas everyone and keep a keen eye to the sky especially in my neighborhood because never know when a Jart will come screaming back to Earth.